OOF, I feel sick...

It’s not natural in a driving game to have your camera spinning faster than your view of the road. When you turn, you expect the background to turn with your movements. Here, the whole lot goes spinning around faster than a windmill with a Formula 1 engine attached because a millionaire was bored.

There is a reason you’re throwing up, however, it’s because the whole deal is car-on-car action (not that way, you pervert) and you’ve got a bloody great weapon to aim while you drive, and aiming is a lot easier when the camera pans across at light speed.

It takes a wad of perseverance to get used to the system and stop the nausea, but you’ll get there, and what follows is a reasonable drivey-shooty-killy number with death match and capture-the-flag options that’s made for online play but will probably last you a couple of days before the siren’s call of better games will wreck you on their rocks.