IF, as cooking writer Tom Parker-Bowles insists, he’s a ‘good old pleb’ (Mummy’s married to the future King of England) then what does that make the rest of us?

If he really was a pleb does he think anyone would have been interested in his dreary foodie ramblings or asked him to appear on radio shows where he gets to talk about this kind of thing? Funnily enough, Tommers doesn’t mention that...