Hello, my name is Boris Von Fluff Fluff and as you can see from my picture I am a born killer. I am about 8, (maths was never my strong point) and my hobbies are sleeping, squeaking, having my tummy rubbed and checking my facebook page. I live with my mummy and daddy who think I am the best thing since catnip, (I think they are alright too). Sent by Diana and Jamie.