I NEVER hold out much hope for a film that stars an '80s pop star and a leading lady only deemed good enough to appear in two parts of a four-part tetralogy.

I've spent as long finding out what a four-part film is called as I did watching Unearthed and I am far happier and satisfied with my new vocabulary addition than my latest DVD experience.

Luke Goss (of Bross fame) stars and his performance seems to have dragged the film back into the '80s, where he was most at home.

The "monster" is a less scary version of Alien and the plot jumps from one embarrassingly rubbish death to the next.

At one point I was convinced this was a spoof.